- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
my mom refers to the front bottoms as “the guy that says uncomfortable in fifteen different ways”
My stepdad calls them the band were the guy just talks to you…
My dad says they just say what they’re doing to music
my mom says “is the the guy that ‘washes himself with soap’”
My dad just calls me a faggot and drinks hard liquor